Ratnakirti

A Ratnakirti is someone who is into short haired girls, a switch in bed and totally oblivious to the fact that you're hitting on him. Seems like a pretty cool guy. Ratnakirtis have a way with cats but don't get no pussy irl, which is ironic. They whine about how they aint got no bitches but are too blind to notice when a chick makes a pass at them.

Bingus: Oh my god the guy I met last night was such a Ratnakirti!!!
Chester: Did he fuck your mom too???
Bingus: Yeah man, gay af