Ratchetballz

The act of forcefully throating all smelly balls in the vicinity

Man dude you should of seen Jesse yesterday in the mall! She went on a Ratchetballz streak

by ChugginBuh December 15, 2019

Ratchetball

A game played by three or more people generally in a basement and late at night. Players bounce a tennis ball off various objects: floor, ceiling, chairs, other players, ect, and into a small trash can. When one player makes a shot the next player must make the same shot. If that player misses they get a letter, and if a player spells out RATCHET they are out. Last player in wins.

Person 1: Do you want to play ratchetball tonight bro?

Person 2: I can't because I'm not ratchet enough.

by Kant1330 July 18, 2016

ratchetnalizing

rationalizing ratchet behaviour

"I blew 3 guys at the party, but it's okay because I knew all of them from high school"

"I slept with a grenade last night, but it's all good I was wasted"

"She was ratchetnalizing her ratchet ways last night"

by the hardy boys October 15, 2013

Ratchetball

Ratchetball. (Pronouciation: Ratch·et·Ball, noun)
A game played on a four-walled court with a short-handled, strung racket and a ball. Typically played by unruly, obnoxious ratchet...bitches...Street rules and neighborhood rivalries apply. Spectators are usually found in large groups, holding earrings and evading flying tumbleweeve.

Civilized human being 1: "Hey, what's going on over there on the racquetball court?"

Civilized human being 2: "Dude...I think that's Ratchetball"

Civilized human being 1: "It looks far too ratchet for me to comprehend. What has this world come to?"

by GNAAARRRRRRRR November 14, 2013