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Ratchetball 

A game played by three or more people generally in a basement and late at night. Players bounce a tennis ball off various objects: floor, ceiling, chairs, other players, ect, and into a small trash can. When one player makes a shot the next player must make the same shot. If that player misses they get a letter, and if a player spells out RATCHET they are out. Last player in wins.
Person 1: Do you want to play ratchetball tonight bro?

Person 2: I can't because I'm not ratchet enough.
Ratchetball by Kant1330 July 18, 2016
Related Words

ratchetnalizing

rationalizing ratchet behaviour
"I blew 3 guys at the party, but it's okay because I knew all of them from high school"

"I slept with a grenade last night, but it's all good I was wasted"

"She was ratchetnalizing her ratchet ways last night"
ratchetnalizing by the hardy boys October 15, 2013

Ratchetball 

Ratchetball. (Pronouciation: Ratch·et·Ball, noun)
A game played on a four-walled court with a short-handled, strung racket and a ball. Typically played by unruly, obnoxious ratchet...bitches...Street rules and neighborhood rivalries apply. Spectators are usually found in large groups, holding earrings and evading flying tumbleweeve.
Civilized human being 1: "Hey, what's going on over there on the racquetball court?"

Civilized human being 2: "Dude...I think that's Ratchetball"

Civilized human being 1: "It looks far too ratchet for me to comprehend. What has this world come to?"
Ratchetball by GNAAARRRRRRRR November 14, 2013
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026