Ratchet straps

Gross, Horrible Or disgusting.

Tom Holland: That rotten banana is Ratchet straps bro.
Me asf: Nah bro all bananas are Ratchet straps.

Ratchet straps by BIG BLZK June 14, 2022

mexican ratchet strap 

1. The ghetto way to hold items on the top of a car as you transport them.

2. The reverse reach-around to fondle the female genitalia whilst getting head.

Reference to definition 1.-We didn't have any rope or twine, so we all sat in the back of the SUV and used the mexican ratchet strap to hold the mattress secure to the top of the moving vehicle.

Reference to definition 2.-I gave her the mexican ratchet strap and ran my hand down her back, around the dirt star, to fondle the poon while she was sucking on ol' dad.

mexican ratchet strap by Poonberry Associates August 21, 2009

ratchet strap 

a person who is very ugly and doesn't know how to dress themselves and they are very flexible.

that girl is a total ratchet strap!

ratchet strap by ebolastimac December 20, 2014

Ratchet Strap 

One who constantly has ratchets hanging off of him. A ratchet strap can have several motives. A ratchet strap brings ratchets places to appear cool. A ratchet strap could be too nice to say no to ratchet advances. A ratchet strap could be a ratchet themselves. In rare cases, a woman can be a ratchet strap such as; when a girl tags ratchets along to appear better looking herself; or when she just rides for a crew of ratchets.

Male
"Yo, you see Paul rollin up to the party with Rachael?"
"Yeah man she's disgusting. He's such a ratchet strap"
"I know, why does he even take her in public?"

Female:
"Oh my god, she is such a ratchet strap!"
"Why?"
"She chills with fuckin RACHAEL!"
"So?"
"She clearly only keeps Rachael around to make herself feel better about herself"
"That's true, Rachael is pretty fuckin ratchet."

Ratchet Strap by RatchetPlankRachaelSkank September 17, 2013

ratchet strap 

one who needs to tighten her game up: a ratchet girl who is hot mess: morgan marie selvey

Pull your shirt down morgan you look like a ratchet strap!!!!

ratchet strap by loveyagirl January 22, 2014

Ratchet Strap Retarded 

The inability to use or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo, B the bike flew off the truck when we were taking it to the track last week because you are ratchet strap retarded.

Ratchet Strap Retarded by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Ratchet Strap Retarded 

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.

Ratchet Strap Retarded by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021