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Ranger Tan 

Typically a tan that occurs on Philmont Rangers that gives them a farmers tan on their arms if they are wearing their short sleeve working uniform and a v-neck tan. This is due to the long amounts of time Rangers spend in the backcountry at Philmont either with crews, on days off, or on an assignment for a work day. This is not exclusive however to just the Ranger Department and can often be seen in off duty Backcountry and on/off duty Conservation Department staff and other staff who are out in the backcountry for a period of time. The more inclusive term is "Philtan".
"Dang dude, being out at Philmont for three months this summer really gave you a Ranger tan".
Ranger Tan by Mrawesomesauce101 October 1, 2018
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rager tan 

getting a sun tan or sun burn while partying all day and not realizing you took off your clothes
I got a wicked rager tan at the beach yesterday.

Tank Ranger 

The destroyer of all that is good, pure, and orderly. A Tank Ranger acts off pure impulse and cannot be held accountable for its own actions. It holds no moral values and tends to have many racist and sexist qualities.
Brandon: "I can't believe Kanye ruined Taylor Swift's speech like that!"

Mike: "I know! What a Tank Ranger..."
Tank Ranger by usefulidiot75 November 26, 2009

Rangerdanger 

What is yelled out in a state or national park when you are about to be busted for something illegal and there is a chance of getting away. Meant to be a spin-off of "stranger-danger"...rangers (like smokey the bear) are the ones that will bust you in a park.
"hide the pot and book it cause there's some major rangerdanger comming this way"
Rangerdanger by Winn Dixie July 23, 2006

rangerstan

“man I love user rangerstan they are awesome!”
rangerstan by madsgoingbonkers March 3, 2022

Long Range Fuel Tank 

When a person has a fat belly, they've installed a Long Range Fuel Tank.
Mate 2 "Hi, I haven't seen you for years" "Looks like you've put a bit on in the front" "Looks like a pot belly"

Mate 1 "Nar" It's what I call, a Long Range Fuel Tank" "It cost me a fortune, an' all" "It took a lot of time & effort to install"

Mate 2 "Yeh" "It looks like it, when I get to your age I'll probably have one installed as well"
Long Range Fuel Tank by Bobwin April 4, 2012

Rangerdanger 

A commy. An Anti-american usually waving "oil for war" signs. Has been spotted in the LA area screaming about Chile and Pinochet
Your dog just did a rangerdanger on my lawn.
Rangerdanger by Sylent Skull April 8, 2003