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Random Urban

aka Random Dicking. Bored? Without looking at the keyboard, or thinking about it, type a word. Now, this may or may not be an existing Urban Dictionary def. Probably not. Just pick the UD def closest to your mumbo jumbo -- or the closest INTERESTING one. It will open up a new world to you, and you will learn many wonderous things!
"Hey, you wanna watch the game tonight?"

"No, I'm meeting my blind date tomorrow. She's a college girl. I don't want to seem stupid or uncool, so I'm going to do a bunch of Random Urban tonight to brush up on my hip lingo."

"RRRIIIIGHT."
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im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored

"oh I wonder what would happen if i search for exactly what i'm doing. hmmm, like 'im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored', oh wait there is actually a definition.

The Urban Dictionary Random Button

If you want to find out about something strange, fucked up, or something you cant even describe, click this button
"Hey dude look at this word i just found on Urban Dictionary by clicking The Urban Dictionary Random Button!"

Dude: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!"

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? 

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary? 

Most likely one of two reasons:
1. you're bored af
2. you have no life

But I guess there's always the third option...
3. finals
Now enjoy having wasted a good minute of your life typing in this ridiculous word that isn't a word and reading this stupid definition

Now I must use the word in order for this to be posted: Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

^Just ignore that okay?

urbandictionarying on random 

the act of being so bored that you go to Urbandictionary.com, click random, and then read different entries until you have something better to do.
Person 1: so today i was urbandictionarying on random because i was so bored.
Person 2: Sweet A.