Random B 

When a person says a word or sentence which has nothing to do with the current conversation.

When someone says a word or sentence to do with absolutley nothing.

Or when someone says something that makes absolutley no sense at all.

*watching popeye*
Oi, lads is this UFC?

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John: I feel sorry for kids in Iraq cause all they can do is play WoW, cause they're either getting shot at or they're snowed in.

Dan: RANDOM B!

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Smith: I swear snails and slugs are the same?

Random B by neilseymour.uk October 10, 2008

Random dude b 

A typical Random dude b often appears in places where he's extremely unwanted and even though the people he tries to integrate with make it very clear that they don't want to spend their precious time with this particular random dude b he either doesn´t realise that or he chooses to completely ignore various signals that explicitly express a high level of antipathy for random dude b. sometimes he even goes as far as taking picture with the goup who's unwillingly hanging out with him and he posts them on different social media websites e.g. Instagram. This certain behavior is caused by his need to prove to people that he has 'friends'.

B:YA:Yo you wanna hang out at Kickz later ?eah man i'd love to but someone told me that random dude b would also be there sol i'll pass on that man !

Random dude b by Fett/D=Senegal,Fett August 5, 2017

random braker 

Someone who brakes his or her car for no apparent reason. This person could be driving in front of you, or, God help you, may be the driver of the car in which you are currently driving.

TOM: (yelling out the window of his car) Hey! What are you braking for? There's nothing in front of you! Come on! Move it!
SAM: Tom, he's just a random braker, dude. His first instinct is to brake. They suck...

random braker by Christophe Graham July 19, 2006

Random Boner Syndrome 

<Also known as R.B.S.>

An affliction that oppresses young teenagers. Often considered a disease, Random Boner Syndrom is most active in those teenagers who are socially awkward, causing even more distress, embarrassment, and nervousness. Happening in random intervals, R.B.S. causes blood to flow at an accelerated pace into a young male's genitalia. This happening is known to created stiffness in one's genitalia; stiffness almost perceived as that of a bone. Even when not aroused, this will occur as a result of R.B.S.
There is one time when R.B.S. is much more likely to result. This occasion is when talking, conversing, or being in the vicinity to attractive girls or women.

"I was so mortified when I was talking to Clementine and my Random Boner Syndrome acted up again."

"As we danced in the sunset, she noticed my donk slowly rise to her hip. I said, 'I have R.B.S. I swear to God!' She doesn't talk to me anymore."

"Some say R.B.S. is a curse... I see it as a gift..." said the creepy mall-rat as he ate Dippin' Dots in the shadows.

Random Boner Syndrome by Booty McShakespeare March 9, 2009

Random Bogan 

Random:
1. Someone of little significance
2. Everyone that you don't know and some that you do

Bogan:
1. Trailer trash
2. Your mother
3. see above
4. Look around, they are everywhere. Can often be found at Safeway or exploring Woolly bush while wearing a flannelette shirt, black acca-dacca t-shirt or wife basher singlet as well as tight black jeans and desert boots (DB's).
There are three main keys to correctly identifying a Bogan:

1. The obligatory packet of wini-blues rolled up in the sleeve to draw attention to the guns that they have developed from years of being a wanker;

2. The stubby or can of Victoria Bitter (VB); which also proves how little taste and class Bogans possess; and

3. The 'Mullet' the haircut with its own motto:
'Business at the front, party at the back'
in some circles also referred to as:
'Party at the back, business at the front'
Either way it is still a shit haircut

Random Bogan:
Look in the mirror; tell me what you see

I wish these Random Bogans would just get out of my way

There are so many Random Bogans here; it is not hot. I would go so far as to say that it is so Luke warm here right now

So little air, so many Random Bogans

Your mother is a Random Bogan.
That makes your father a 'Random Bogan Mother Fucker'.
Guess that must really suck for you; good thing that as you are also a Random Bogan, no-one really gives a fuck

Harden the fuck up; stop being a Random Bogan

Random Bogan by Luke Warm August 3, 2008

Random Brown 

One of the multitude of people who walk our streets every day, who have no specifically identifiable ethnicity. All that they can be described as is, "some shade of brown".

I went to the qwikee-mart today to buy some red drink, and the cashier was one of those Random Brown people. I have no idea what his ethnicity was.

Hey, was that guy mexican, indian, or pakistani??? I don't know, he was just a Random Brown guy.

Random Brown by randomobserverguy October 13, 2011

random bullshit 

compeletly and totaly unexpected crap that has no meaning. Random, unbased informaiton.

She came up to me and started yelling all this random bullshit.

random bullshit by Anonymous February 15, 2003