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Ranch dressing 

I love salad... Salad smothered in ranch dressing
Ranch dressing by BillB8s December 24, 2013
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Ranch Dressing 

Slang term for "Cum"
"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."
Ranch Dressing by Treble June 16, 2003

Ranch Dressing 

Heather hadn't gotten laid in a while, so she decide to indulge in a little ranch dressing.
Ranch Dressing by CondimentChick April 20, 2009

ranch dressing 

what happens when the salad is realllly good lookin ;)
melissa: so...did he like produce the ranch dressing???
sharla: ofc
ranch dressing by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Ranch Dressing 

When a man emmits his semen on a girls face after sexual intercourse then licks it off her face while they continue intercourse/kissing!
Last night, i gave my girlfriend some ranch dressing for her salad i "tossed".

ranch dressing 

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.
"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"
ranch dressing by braceface:) February 6, 2009

Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley 

Another word for creampie. Heard it from Very Bad Jojokes on Youtube.
She got Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley.
Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley is what she got.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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