raisin dick 

when a girl sucks on your dick so long, that your penis gets wrinkly like a raisin.

This girl sucked on my dick so long I got raisin dick!

raisin dick by vail333 December 9, 2008

Raisin Dick 

When fucking a girl lasts so long you get a California Raisin Dick.

"Dude, then she clamped down on my dick with her Chinese dick trap until I had raisin dick"

Raisin Dick by ColMustard January 10, 2014

Oatmeal Raisin Depression

A mood swing triggered by the traumatic experience of mistaking oatmeal raisin cookies for chocolate chip.

My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.

Oatmeal Raisin Depression by Kancolle Marine Sexpert March 6, 2018

Raisin dick syndrome

The point where masturbation has made your dick look like a raisin

I heard Vincent has raisin dick syndrome

Raisin dick syndrome by Egg boy August 29, 2017

Raisin Dieter 

Raisin Dieter

Sara Palin's pronunciation of "raison d'etre".

For some folks in the liberal media, making fun of me seems to be their raisin dieter.

Raisin Dieter by Simian Pachyderm December 21, 2009

raisin dick 

When a girl sucks your dick for so long you penis shrivels like your fingers after a long shower.

Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.

raisin dick by ThisOtherLife January 30, 2017

Raisin dick 

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

Raisin dick by Bbosh April 2, 2017