Big, fat, american cargo ship on wheels. Takes up most of the road. Does about 1/4 of a mile per gallon. Americans think that they are big so they must be built to break the land speed record.
'If that big fat 4x4 isn't built for sheer speed, I aint an American.'
by Snack88 May 17, 2005
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Raggedy Ass Masses - a large group of raggedy folks.

This is large groups of people - like what you would find at Wal-Mart, K-mart, the red-neck Riviera, or at the state fair. Rough looking or wild acting folks/rednecks who dress ugly, ride four-wheelers and clog discount stores check-out lines.
"I hate shopping at Wal-Mart. There are too many RAMs there."
by Nyrak February 12, 2008
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This term has a long and hairy past. It's an abbreviation for the term "Run Away Muff". Many of us have had the unfortunate encounter with one of these wildnerness beast while doing a bit of muff diving. There is a thin line between a full on bush and a R.A.M. A RAM tends to extend into the party trail (simulating a continuous path of no return), whereas a bush is simply unkept and in need of some trimming.

Mild RAMs can be dealt with using a razor and some free time. A severe case can call for a hedge trimmer and an entire afternoon. Please use discretion when encountering a moderate to severe specemin.
Her RAM was so bad, it looked like there was a black guy from the seventies stuck in her happy place.
by theangrypirate February 25, 2005
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Persian (Farsi, Parsi, Iranian) word for Doe (Female Deer).
What a beautiful Ram (Doe)!
In Ram che zibast.
by Shahram_98k March 20, 2008
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To be thrust into causing sensational ungodlike twitches!
by Gandolf July 8, 2003
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A pale, feeble person that has no hope of accomplishing any dream because his father takes away any opportunity to spoil the family dog.
Richard isn't going to college because his father spent his college fund on a European backpacking trip with Fluffy. The admissions office of Harvard offered Richard a full ride if he could get the Dean a bowl of cereal, but the eight layers of Mini Wheats proved to be too much of a challenge. Poor guy is such a RAM.
by Bonnie McGuire March 30, 2009
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A horrible disease that monkeys and gay men get. Ive got the Rams, ah crap!!!
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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