First, you have locate a girl from the west coast and a girl from the east coast. Then, you have to find a solid gold dildo. Once you've aquired the solid gold dildo, you give it to the girls, who proceed to use it. This unites the west coast and east coast with a gold spike. Grant would be proud.
"President Grant, we've completed the Transcontinental Railroad."
"Marvelous! When can I ride it?"
"Hmm... I believe that's up to them sir."
"Marvelous! When can I ride it?"
"Hmm... I believe that's up to them sir."
by The Decafe Coffey April 1, 2009
by Dirty Tizzle January 4, 2013
"The ragman gave me two cures and jumped right in, the one was texas medicine and the other was railroad gin" From 'Stuck in mobile with the memphis blues again' by Bob Dylan
by dgbrown April 7, 2008
AKA Chinese food. Derived form the large amount of Asians who worked building the railroads in the 19th century, introducing much of Western North America to Chinese food.
by Jdub73 June 23, 2014
Sticking your thumb in a girls butt while doing her doggystyle, then smashing your hand with your other hand.
I was playin with that girls butt hole then gave the railroad spike to see if she liked it. She didn't.
by Jimbo420 June 17, 2008
A place where roads and tracks for trains cross. Railroad crossings are indicated by signs, often lights and bells, and sometimes gates that barracade the road.
by cheesemeat April 6, 2009
When getting blowed by your girlfriend on a railroad pump trolley, while pumping her up and down by the handles, and finishing on her face.
by My Ragina January 20, 2017