Skip to main content

Radioactive Monkey

Diabolically evil primate hell-bent on causing chaos worldwide.


ARMS -- The Anti Radioactive Monkey Society -- is determined to thwart these evil-doers. At ARMS, our motto is: "Slowly leading the masses to certain doom and confusion... Oh, and thwarting some Radioactive Monkeys while we're at it."
www.theARMSsite.com
Whoa, Sam! There's a Radioactive Monkey! Let's thwart it!

or

"Halt, foul primate of evil! You and your Radioactive Monkey brethren shall not get away!"
Radioactive Monkey mug front
Get the Radioactive Monkey mug.
See more merch

Radioactive Monkey

Diabolically evil primate hell-bent on causing chaos worldwide.


ARMS -- The Anti Radioactive Monkey Society -- is determined to thwart these evil-doers. At ARMS, our motto is: "Slowly leading the masses to certain doom and confusion... Oh, and thwarting some Radioactive Monkeys while we're at it."
www.theARMSsite.com
Whoa, Sam! There's a Radioactive Monkey! Let's thwart it!

or

"Halt, foul primate of evil! You and your Radioactive Monkey brethren shall not get away!"

hot radioactive monkey sex 

Having hot monkey sex with a monkey exposed to high amounts of radiation.
Yuto had hot radioactive monkey sex with himself.

Radioactive Crack Monkey 

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.
I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.

Radioactive Crack Monkey 

A man who is acting extremely hyper and social, though they are usually calm and detached.
I say, Tom sure is being one hell of a radioactive crack monkey today.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026