Raccoon King 

A cool person who doesn't listen to epicYToffcial because raccoons are cool unlike youtubers.
also loves among us.

i really like Raccoon King he is so cool and cool.

Raccoon King by Raccoon King 123 June 17, 2022

Raccooning 

The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.

"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."

Raccooning by TC231 February 17, 2013

Raccooning 

The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.

Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"

****

Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"

Raccooning by FlipCup1023 October 12, 2010

raccooning 

When you are so tired, the bags under your eyes have bags.

Kelsey went out too late last night -- she's raccooning hard.

raccooning by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018

Raccooning 

The act of punching someone in both eyes during sex giving them two black eyes and then stealing all of their valuable possessions.

Developed by man, but I believe this act will become more popular with prostitutes and/or other hired escorts.

Ex. 1: Nice night to go Raccooning. What say ye gents?

Ex. 2: So I hired this hooker. We were goin' at it just having a good time, Then out of nowhere she Raccooned me! Punched me in both eyes and took everything I had.

Raccooning by Goin' Panda January 12, 2012

Raccooning 

Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.

The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.

Raccooning by Sdumas29 November 4, 2017

Raccooning 

The act of going to a restaurant with a group of friends and opting, instead of ordering your own meal, deciding to eat off of everyone else's plate, and leaving them with the check.

Watiress: "May I take your order, Sir?"

Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."

Raccooning by Lancer Manion June 30, 2011