when doing a girl from behind you finger bang her butt. when she turns around rub your poop covered finger in her eyes and as you run out of her place, knock over the garbage cans and scurry away into the night.

my girl was getting lippy about making me a samich, so I decided to end it by giving her a rabid raccoon.

rabid raccoon by slepron March 29, 2019

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Rabid Raccoon

A girl with two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth.

"Give a girl two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth. She will look like a raccoon with rabies(a.k.a. rabid raccoon)."

Rabid Raccoon by Danthebossman1 October 16, 2008

Rabid Raccoon

When a guy ejaculates all over a girls mouth / lip area and when she is staring up at you you punch her in both her eyes - thus resembling the eye wear of a raccoon along with the foaming mouth area

I was with Mary last week and I performed the Rabid Raccoon. Her eyes are finally back to normal

Rabid Raccoon by GSP_15 October 26, 2010

rabbid raccoon

these psychotic little raccoons that run around all over Louisiana.

" hey Forney, watch out for those little rabbid raccoons man, they're fuckin scary man.

rabbid raccoon by D-Boz November 16, 2006

Raccoon Raid

When you're broke as fuck and can't afford to buy food, thus, you go to your parents house to raid their pantry.

Yo Joseph, we don't get paid for a few days and have no money for food, wanna go pull a raccoon raid?

Raccoon Raid by MoveFatKid September 18, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026