"Let me make a definitions about my crush and how sexy she is"
Looks at the rules
"Fuck that everybody needs to know how hot she is"
Looks at the rules
"Fuck that everybody needs to know how hot she is"
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Get the rules mug.I walked into my Catholic School class, breaking as many "rules" as I could. I had a hat on (twisted halfway to the left), chomping on gum and blowing big pink bubbles, shirt untucked, no belt underneath, shoe laces undone, and to top it off I walked in five minutes after the bell. My teacher nearly had a heart attack when she saw me slouching in my seat and in this state of so-called "disrepair." She shrieked at me. "You know the rules! No gum, shirt tucked in, a belt, and your shoes MUST.BE.TIED! Get to class on time next time, or instead of a tardy I'll send you to the principal. Now get out your homework!" I nonchalantly asked, "What homework?" She screamed, "You know the rules, do your homework." And I responded deadpan, "Rules are things that are made to be broken."
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by toadboy123 February 6, 2015
Get the rules mug.number one:no boomers
number two: no zoomers
number three: no weebs (under penalty of death im looking at you phil)
number four:no marvel stans
number five:stan loona
number six:no k-pop
number seven:no my little pony,friendship is fuck
number eight :no videos ive already seen before
number nine:staged videos are shit
number ten: ignore rule number five
number eleven:loud is sometimes funny
number two: no zoomers
number three: no weebs (under penalty of death im looking at you phil)
number four:no marvel stans
number five:stan loona
number six:no k-pop
number seven:no my little pony,friendship is fuck
number eight :no videos ive already seen before
number nine:staged videos are shit
number ten: ignore rule number five
number eleven:loud is sometimes funny
some random person:so what are the rules
cool person:number one:no boomers
number two: no zoomers
number three: no weebs (under penalty of death im looking at you phil)
number four:no marvel stans
number five:stan loona
number six:no k-pop
number seven:no my little pony,friendship is fuck
number eight :no videos ive already seen before
number nine:staged videos are shit
number ten: ignore rule number five
number eleven:loud is sometimes funny
cool person:number one:no boomers
number two: no zoomers
number three: no weebs (under penalty of death im looking at you phil)
number four:no marvel stans
number five:stan loona
number six:no k-pop
number seven:no my little pony,friendship is fuck
number eight :no videos ive already seen before
number nine:staged videos are shit
number ten: ignore rule number five
number eleven:loud is sometimes funny
by imcool27 April 26, 2021
Get the rules mug.A list of random crap that people who call themselves 'authorities' or 'authoritative' such as teachers, parents etc. These 'rules' just state things these 'authoraties' wish you would listen/do. But its a free country, so really, you could break every single 'rule' you want to. (except normally there's a punishment like...idk going to jail for...life)
Teacher: Now, Johhny, didn't you read my RULE BOOK?
Johnny: pshh no. thats just some random crap.
Teacher: JOHNYY! HOW DARE YOU! CRAP IS A BADDDD WORD! If you read the rules you would have known.
Johnny: Its the usa. CRAP CRAP CRAP %$&&*%$#
Teacher gasps: Go to the principles office. NOW!
Johnny: pshh no. thats just some random crap.
Teacher: JOHNYY! HOW DARE YOU! CRAP IS A BADDDD WORD! If you read the rules you would have known.
Johnny: Its the usa. CRAP CRAP CRAP %$&&*%$#
Teacher gasps: Go to the principles office. NOW!
by Shabbalabadingdong February 20, 2009
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