ROFLCOW

This word simply means a rolling on the floor laughing cow...

guy #1: oh my god you have to see this

guy #2: what is it?

guy #1: It's a real life ROFLCOW

guy #2: NO WAY I HAVE TO SEE IT

(they both see a cow rolling on the floor laughing)

by ROFLCOW meister December 7, 2009

Roflcopyer

1. A type of spelling error that usually occurs when someone attempts to type "ROFLCOPTER" but instead hits the "y key" instead of the "t key" and spells "ROFLCOPYER" instead.

2. The mighty and majestic copier that floats upon eastern winds wreaking havoc upon the lands with its ink rain and blinding light. Caution must be used when approaching the roflcopyer for it uses treachery to mimic and deceive it's pursuers. Legend has it that if one is able to catch the roflcopyer they will be granted the power to create copies of themselves. The number of copies that can be made is unknown but legend says it is enough to conquer the world.

(Please note it is understood that copyer is technically spelled copier)

1. *During a wmw* " HAHAH FEAR MY ROFLCOPYERS! shit i mean ROFLCOPTERS!"

2. "Flee villagers! FLEE! The mighty roflcopyer is upon us!"

by BannanaBob July 7, 2008

roflcopter

Invented by a Blizzard moderator on the Warcraft III forum. There is always much whining going on on those official forums, much sucking up to moderators and an awful lot of 'BLUE!!! PLZ REPLY!!!1one' (Blue = color of moderator posts), so when a mod posts something, you can bet there'll be thousands of people jumping on it, if only to spam 'BLUE FIX GARGZ PLZZZZ' or 'first reply woooot!' after it in the vain hope that the mod will read it and react.

So when one invented this new buzzword, it was grabbed and squeezed out and spread like a virus across all of the Blizzard forums and from there over the internet.

The word is derived from a unit in Warcraft III, the gyrocopter (flying machine). Your immediate response when someone masses gyros (to be funny, ruin the game, mess around or whatever) is to rofl for ten straight minutes until the copters of doom and destruction have pinpricked 1 of your 20 farms to death with their uber godly bombs.

Now mostly used in Blizzard circles as a leeter version of rofl.

'...and this guy said I could reduce lag by up to 100% by hitting alt-F4. I did and the game closed on me. This is griefing, admins plz ban'
'ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!!!!'

by Brother Laz April 21, 2005

roflconda

a huge pwning anaconda that has fused with a huge pool of rofl and magically using the power of pwning became a ROFLCONDA

made by RxR

kid1: dude omfg u know what this noob needs a ROFLCONDA to kill him

kid2: omfg i just got eatten buy a huge roflconda man i am the suxzore

by robert b September 13, 2006

roflowned

Roflowned is actually 9 words in one, surprisingly.

ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Owned = being dominated by someone/something.

So basically, you're getting laughed at because you got owned.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE GONNA PROPOSE TO HER? ROFLOWNED!1

by Johnny Ta September 22, 2005

Roflcoptard

A satirical term referring to someone who overuses or uses out of context abbreviations like "lol" and "rofl", and derivatives of these terms like "lollerskates" and "roflcopter".

"My father just died."
"LOL"
"You're a roflcoptard."

by Daveatron August 29, 2007

roflcopter

The superior being of chatspeak, 'roflcopter' out takes down all lollerbladers, lmaoplanes and various other outlawls. Pilots of the roflcopter often enjoy a nice crispy ZOMGBBQPIZZA and some lolmonade. Children also enjoy a good ride in the roflcopter, as it spreads smiles and festivals known as the 'lolapalooza' across the world.

Captain Sloloman of the elite omega roflcopter squad enjoyed a fresh ZOMGBBQPIZZA and a cool lolmonade after his swift victory over the lollerbladers, lmaoplanes and outlawls and returning safely to the lolapalooza.

by Ravie May 16, 2006