ripened

Being baked out of your mind.

Richardson: Is that your seventeenth bucket?

Harry Potburner: I AM RIPENED!

by HighWindsorite May 17, 2011

ripen

take/lose virginity

Dude, I totally ripened that chick last night. She was so tight.

by bexokay April 24, 2010

Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

by muhk33 October 23, 2011

trunk-ripened

What happens to food that accidentally gets left in the car for a long time after a trip to the grocery store.

Oh man, I left a bunch of bananas in my car over the weekend, and now they are completely brown and smell gross, totally trunk-ripened.

by aces1 April 20, 2010

Ripened Sailboat

When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck

You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.

by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

ripen my peach

Using exercise to firm and tone your ass so it resembles a ripe peach

I'm going to go to the gym tonight and ripen my peach.

by Lukard October 17, 2015

Ripening

Speeding up the ripening progress of a fruit or vegetable through self pleasure

My mom: The cucumber should be good, I spent an hour last night ripening it.

by Twurzy July 07, 2018