Quibblewump 

Quibblewump (verb) - The act of engaging in a but ultimately trivial argument or dispute, often characterized by nitpicking and focusing on inconsequential despirited tails.

My wife is always quibblewump me when I get off work.

Quibblewump by Shynotlow December 8, 2023

Quibblebum 

Jerking off to a fictional character with a belt wrapped around one's neck, in an attempt to kill oneself

I heard John tried to quibblebum with Chun-Li yesterday

Quibblebum by InfernalCrust March 29, 2022