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Queen Bitch 

Woman who owns life due to extreme awesomeness
The girl who can do and get whatever she wants by various means, thus making her Queen bitch.
Queen Bitch by Anne black-wolf January 11, 2010

Queen Bitch 

Taxonomic nomenclature: Regina Canis

Identification: The progressive woman, Queen Bitch , is always stronger than the progressive men they own. Regina Canis are easily identified by their Phd‘s in Crusty Bitter Women’s Studies and their shrill screams at any social injustice protest. Dust can be seen billowing from their crotches due to eternal vaginal drought.

Habitat: In their natural environment, you can find them walking their muzzled man-child SNAGs at trendy SoCal locations.

Cautions: Known to be rabid. Biters. Hearing protection mandatory.
Queen Bitch, Medea Benjamin (extremely ugly example). Owner of man-child SNAG Kevin Danaher.

Wikipedia entry for Medea Benjamin is nine sections long compared to her inferior man-child SNAG,Kevin Danaher's three.
Queen Bitch by Melvin P Spittle December 23, 2011

queen bitch 

1) An ex-wife
2) A scorned woman that uses comebacks and assholisms on a daily basis. The woman often has a sense of feeling that the whole world is against her.
3) Just a hateful ass woman
My ex was such a bitch -- she was Queen of the Bitches.
queen bitch by Evans Ruble March 21, 2004

Queen Bitch of the Universe

The bitch to end all bitches. Basically, a bitch that makes other bitches look wimpy. Starving sharks look cuddly and ravening lions look adorable by comparison. Queen of them all and kinda like the One ring.

One Bitch to rule them all, One Bitch to find them, One Bitch to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.

In short the last person you'd ever want to piss off because it might take 10 years but you know they're gonna nail you and it's gonna hurt.
Bow before me, RecentCoin, for I am Queen Bitch of the Universe

queen bitch sister wife 

A queen bitch sister wife or QBSW for short is someone who knows what they want and GETS IT, they rule over all of the other sister wives and even has a couple guys on the side
In a sentence: damn that girl stole my man again her twerk game is too strong. I wish I could be a QUeen bitch sister wife like er

Queen Bitch of the Universe

I was born bad and got worse. The Old Queen passed away and I've been holding the successor's seat for a while now. Since no one has been able to make me move over, I think I'll keep the crown.

I am the last person you want to screw with because I will eat you alive and pick my teeth with your bones.

I am often imitated but never duplicated.

I am the ultimate bitch of all bitches.

I out rank all other bitches and have been known to bitch slap them until they come to their senses.

I can go from 0 to 100% pure Bitch quicker than you can blink.

I can make a sidewinder in the Mojave look cuddly and cute by comparison.

I'm so tenacious that I make a rabid pit bull look like a quitter.

Hell hath no fury to match mine....
I didn't realize that RecentCoin was Queen Bitch of the Universe. She really does have the name tag. Maybe I shouldn't have pissed her off.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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