Queef lorraine

A fanny fart that smells eggy, as in quiche lorraine but in this instance "Queef lorraine"

thats a queef lorraine if ever you laid one!

by mrspig July 13, 2010

Queef Lorraine

A dish best served moist. A cheesy, eggy tart with flaps of ham and a crusty base. Often served in finger buffets. Baking queef lorraine was a favourite past-time of housewives in the 1980s, and is seeing a resurgence in popularity today.

"Jane became frustrated with Arnold and served his slice of queef lorraine directly into his mouth."

by Lorraine Queef September 16, 2007