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california queef quaker 

when a girl lets out a thunder queef that hits 5.0 on the richter scale
jerry: Was that an earthquake?
krystal: no i jus queefed!!
jerry: damn girl!!! Your a california queef quaker!!

queefy quavers

when u quavers smell like queef and put you off eating for the rest of your life
omfg i have queefy quavers bleuch i'm gonna go throw up on myself now