A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.
Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019
Get the Quantum Englishmug.