Quaker Weekend 

For the weekend, having Sunday and Monday off instead of Saturday and Sunday.

Employee:When do I have off?
Boss:Sunday and Monday. Enjoy your Quaker weekend.

Quaker Weekend by imahairyperson May 11, 2010

Quaker weekend 

The weekend that is uncommonly used and unknown to many. It is when the weekend is taken on Sunday and Monday instead of the normal Saturday and Sunday. Quakers believed this to be way more productive and fullfilling

Matt: ah man u coming over to the party Sunday night it's going to be RIDICULOUS!
gerad: nah man I can't I work Monday.
Matt: dude that blows!
Gerad: yes I know, but not all of us are lucky enough to be off on Quaker weekends

Quaker weekend by Mattp001 May 12, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008