Dude, did you just hear that girl quaft in the bathroom. It sounded like a duck but smelled like your ass.
by JDMdrum91 January 25, 2011
To beat someone over the head with a baseball bat, lightly. It is taken from the word coif which is a head covering worn by people such as nuns whom are sometimes know to beat the crap out of small children while
saying it is only a "light" punishment.
saying it is only a "light" punishment.
by KittyCatCool February 22, 2011
When a person becomes so lazy that they will not release air from their flatulence. Eventually the quaft will work its way out of the butt cheeks producing a unique sound at a slightly high pitch than an average fart and for a longer duration of time.
by Schmittay January 4, 2009
when you fart, lift gently toward the nose of the person(s) surrounding you so they can further enjoy the aroma that has disseminated from your rectum
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