The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.
guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.
by NotGriffin March 3, 2010
by Sacalaki November 19, 2007
Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.
To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.
To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.
by Ppabs August 12, 2005
by Murdock March 4, 2005
Contrary to popular belief, a quaffle is NOT that Harry Potter thing! A quaffle is what you call a waffle that's been placed in a blender and liquidized into a beverage.
by Liz February 3, 2005
Girl: Just stick it in me! (Opens legs and...)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)
Cvleektklelalskeghtelz! (qwaffles)
Guy: I just shit myself and I need to brush my teeth.
Girl: Sorry about my quaffle
Guy: (leaves)
by Perplexing Enigma March 25, 2011
The flabby bit of skin that hangs off the neck of an wrinkly or fat person.
A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it.
A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it.
by BAMandthedirtisgone June 11, 2009