Quacky Spam Share definition Flag One that has insulted the human race by their stupidity and should be taken off this earth for their own good. Alfred got an F on the Health quiz again, he's really Quacky Spam if I've ever seen it. Quacky Spam by Philbert November 25, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Quacky Spam mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch