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A take on pwnage, to Qwn means to undertake a task to a massively substandard level. This is usually applied in gaming circles, however Qwnage can also be used in any situation where you have just been pwned, yet for some strange reason still believe that you are uber.
Like Oh My God dude i just got 5/57 on BF!! I displayed teh uber Qwnage
Qwnage by A Gamer July 31, 2008
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HOLY SHIT! He just knifed their entire team! Qwnage!!!1
qwnage by RoboSpy March 12, 2004
A whole letter more of "pwning"

(Gamer term)

Also can be Qwn, Qwnd, Qwnage, Qwning, & Qwnr.

Pretty self explanatory, unless you are a noob
"Oh man did you see that?! That spike grenade absorbed the laser he just shot and blew up in that guys face!"
"Now thats serious qwnage right there"

& yes that actually happened...
Qwnage by Whytny April 29, 2008
A white silly funny weird(in a good way) girl
Boy: you're such a Qwanger 😘
Girl: Thank you? 🤣
qwanger by Little Weirdo January 23, 2018
To pluck her holes skillfully and aggressively

-qwang

-qwanged
“Damn she’s so hot , she’s bout to get her Pooh ditch qwanged the fuck out!”
Qwanged by Krangbanger September 4, 2018
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