Guy: (Walks into Restaurant)
Server: What can I get you?
Guy: Uhm... Just a Salad.
Food doesn't come for 50 more minutes.
Server: Here is your food, enjoy.
Guy: You too.
Server: For real bro now I have to eat the food my best friend Jermy made because you said "You too."
Guy: qewrytuoipadsfhgjlkzcxvnbm
I am qewrytuoipadsfhgjlkzcxvnbm because I finally found the word that wasn't Urban Dictanoryized.
Me: How come words like qewrytuoipljkhfgdaszcxvnbm aren’t defined in dictionaries?
Susan: Because they don’t have any meaning. And besides, these are just synonyms of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.