The act of not doing anything in bed but rolling around aimlessly. Without any hope or inclination to get anything done.
You: Chris, what'd you do yesterday.
Chris: Stayed in bed putzing around all day with Christie.
by Chris D. C. May 10, 2009
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The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.
Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.
by talk2me-JCH January 08, 2021
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Peter Pickle Putz: someone really clumsy in nature.. Extremely goofy. this type of person deserves a special title.
your buddy is walking down the street tries to pick up on an girl and at the same time trips over his own feet..

you reply, "nice one Peter Pickle PutZ"
by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 18, 2005
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"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.
Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
by scodder May 28, 2010
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This is the type of person who is an absolute retard (an absolute window licker) you know who you are
There is a putz drinking windex
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This is the type of person to drink windex by the gallon an absolute retard you know who you are
There is a putz drinking windex beside me
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