Mike: hey, I was thinking you could run to the store and by me a soda.
Joe: man, you'd better put that under the couch...
Joe: man, you'd better put that under the couch...
by Supravista July 29, 2011
When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.
"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"
by tbfc February 23, 2024