Put that under the couch

A phrase used to express disdain or contempt for a persons comment, idea, or general demeanor.

Mike: hey, I was thinking you could run to the store and by me a soda.

Joe: man, you'd better put that under the couch...

by Supravista July 29, 2011

Putting the Couch on

When your friend falls asleep/passes out in front of a crowd and you each take a turn placing your genitals anywhere from their forehead to the bridge of their nose.

"I don't remember putting the couch on Chris!?"
"I woke up with a weird taste in my mouth, did you guys put the couch on me?"

by tbfc February 23, 2024