Pulpatated: Taking an enemy's skull and mashing it like a potato. Also works if you are mashing other veggies or fruit.
I swing my +8 Steel Warhammer down upon the goblin's head, instantly pulpatated. Trudging over his body with a wild yell, I realize with disgust that his darkish blood has squirted into my mouth. (Fuck! Goblin herpes)
The βrealβ spelling of the word you spell βpotatoβ and itβs plural form is putatoez
Employee: (works at kfc) what would you like today sir?
Customer: could I get the 4 piece tender meal with Mac and cheese and mashed putatoez please
Employee: sure, cominβ right up.
Customer: ok thank you (walks away)
Employee: (thinks) he is a thicc boi 69