Vladimir Putin — the botox-pumped balding ex-KGB dwarf, who started out his post-Soviet career by laundering stolen Saint Petersburg city treasury funds (just search SPAG and case №144128) and racketeering casinos. As of the year 2000 he became a "president", covering crime bosses, oligarchs and corrupt government officials working together to build tasteless mansions, buy private yachts and property all over the world, as well as making sure that non-corrupt officials, journalists and cops would put up or shut up (those who didn't, got imprisoned or happened to accidentally slip in the shower or get shot/poisoned/stabbed). For 20 years has been winning "elections" and comparing penises and military budget sizes with the US instead of investing money in making healthcare and education suck less.
There's quite a bunch of things in this world that stay the same, no matter how much the conditions change: such as speed of light, gravitational acceleration, mass of basic chemical elements and Putin being a president.
by Admiral_Bongo October 28, 2020
He sucks and is a huge loser.Putin is literally going after A Ukraine which is 50 times smaller than Russia Russia is not even wining in fact most of them are retreating. Putin is the biggest peace of shit and has not friends.
by christian axt March 3, 2022
A Penis so small that during intercourse the recieving party cannot tell if it's been Put In.
The aggression an owner of a Putin displays is multiplied by a factor of 1 for every inch under 6ft in height. (Example: 5ft 1in = Aggression X 10)
The aggression an owner of a Putin displays is multiplied by a factor of 1 for every inch under 6ft in height. (Example: 5ft 1in = Aggression X 10)
"I was wondering what was taking so long, but it turned out he had a Putin."
"Vlad is upset he has a Putin, so he decided to invade Ukraine."
"Vlad is upset he has a Putin, so he decided to invade Ukraine."
by Scruffy McGruffy February 27, 2022
Bald man that gets no bitches
by Amongusinreallifesussus February 28, 2022
When you’re in doggystyle with your friends mother and simultaneously jacking off Putin, typically while having your right hand diagonally pointed in the air.
“Yo last night I was Putining and it felt great”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches”
by gman6020 March 3, 2022