Put the beard on

The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !

Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"

Put the beard on by Cpt. Kickass June 23, 2009

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put the beard on

To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clam of ones lady friend

Fancy a pint,

No i'm going home to put the beard on

put the beard on by Clive Pillowfriend August 20, 2007

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put the beard on • put the pussy on the chain wax • Put the Fries In The Bag • put the brakes on • Put the bread in the cupboard • Put The Dick Away. • put the feet on • put the fucking lotion in the basket • put the hammer down • Put the Kettle On

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