pussy sport

a term ignorant morons use to describe pretty much any sport besides american football, basketball, rugby, and hocky. ironically enough most of the people who call these sports (tennis, regular football, etc.) pussy sports suck at them. even more ironic still the people who call these sports pussy sports suck at the so called "hard sports"

Group of people 1: *sees people playing football(soccer)* HEY, THATS A PUSSY SPORTS LOSERSS PLAY A REAL SPORT LIKE (american)FOOTBALL!
Group of people 2: Fine
*group 2 proceeds to kick group 1's ass in american football*

pussy sport by wewarfds September 13, 2008

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Wrestling

Wrestling is a pussy sport

Pussy Sport by Nickshnark April 22, 2016

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sport pussy

The unfortunate odor of the female sex organ caused by 'sport' or other significant physical exertion. This dreaded condition afflicts all women, at least on occasion, but is easily remedied with a shower.

Colloquial version: "sporty P."

Holy fuck--it smells like sport pussy in here!

I just finished biking a million fucking miles, and now I have the WORST sporty P.

sport pussy by 511Siren September 19, 2014

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pussyport

a vagina that’s like a portable charger waiting to be plugged in by a charger lead (penis)

Get in mi pussyport

That gyal has a dutty stink pussyport

pussyport by kikikeira October 23, 2019

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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