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Pussy Fog 

When a guy is with a girl who treats him like complete shit and not only does he stay with her but he also thinks it's somehow his fault, or at the very least not her fault. The real reason for this is that she's really hot and lets him stick his dick in her, and he also probably thinks that it would be very difficult if not impossible for him to get a girl this hot again. He will NOT admit this.

All his friends will tell him what a bitch she is. He will not listen, he will make excuses for her, he may even get rid of his friends if she tells him to do so.

He will likely look back on it after the pussy fog has cleared (this can take several months or even years after the relationship has ended, though it usually ceases after sex with her does) and wonder what the FUCK he was thinking.

His friends will then get to say "I told you so", and they will deserve to be able to do so.
Man, Voz's girlfriend is SUCH a fucking bitch to him, why can't he see that?!

Pussy fog, man, he can't see, can't help it. Poor bastard...
Pussy Fog by Ohstrangeone December 23, 2009
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Pussy fog 

The obscuring of rational thought and analysis caused by the possibility or recurring availability of sex with a woman.
"Did you hear she dumped him for getting too cheap a wedding ring?"

"Yeah, what a bitch. Dunno why he didn't see it sooner. Must have been eyebrow-deep in pussy fog."
Pussy fog by zerobass December 23, 2009

pussy fog 

when so much is available, it clouds a mans' decision making ability
he's in a pussy fog.
pussy fog by garbage_can November 7, 2011
Pussy Fog- an invisible cloud of stench that reminds someone of their worst nightmare. It is comparable to the smell of 1000 clams in an outdoor shed in the middle of a Florida summer with a humidity level of 100%
β€œIs Miranda ever going to fix her pussy fog?”
Pussy fog by BigRedThePimp December 17, 2025