Puss Wagon

A tall sip of water who gets much tail while driving his mom’s station wagon.

That Mario Lopez is a real puss wagon.

by 2legit2start August 26, 2022

Pumpkin Puss Wagon

The Pumpkin puss wagon is synonymous with a reverse harem gang bang. 1 dude, lots of puss. But, it’s for the basic bitches.

To successfully complete a Pumpkin puss wagon, you need to get a bunch of basic girls with their ugg boots, leggings and flannels on a fall tractor ride. The shit with hay and pumpkins.

When the tractor starts going is when you bend them over the side of the tractor. You fuck them and stick a squash in their ass.

All the bumps and jumps of the tractor is sure to make this difficult, but well worth the nut.

Bonus points if you can get a pumpkin in someone’s ass.

“Kayleigh, Hayleigh, and Mayleigh asked me to join their pumpkin puss wagon ride”

by Sickfuckers September 24, 2022

pussywagon

a car that attracts girls

damn that car is a pussywagon

by ?????? March 11, 2003

Pussywagon

A man who is being ridden on by three or more girls simultaneously.

A Guy: "Hey Man, how was your weekend?"
Another Guy: "It was great I made out with Jess in the pub"
A Guy: "I thought you were going out with Charlotte?"
Another Guy: "Yh, and? She already knows that I have also had a thing with Hannah, it is not like a fling with Jess will make a difference."
A Guy: "Your such a fucking pussywagon!"

by Big-Boy August 26, 2013

pussywagon

pussywagon is someone that is someone who takes it in the bum and licks their own nipples.

“omg i cant believe your such a pussywagon”

by sexychickenstipslol May 15, 2020

Pusswagon

A little bitch who pusses out when shit goes down

Damn, Lee you are such a pusswagon

by Jess March 29, 2003

Pusswagon Surprise

one who unexpectedly refuses to do or believe he/she can do something that is normally easily accomplished.

I can't believe fucking Tommy. He used to always get the girls. Now, he's being a pusswagon surprise and only going for the boys.

by Ant1L1f3 October 16, 2008