Purple Smurf
I was watching little people big world and i saw the mom on the show, she was so hot that i wanted to purple smurf her
Purple Smurf by Turtleshit33 January 8, 2011
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Purple Smurf
A smurf that was bitten on the tail by a G'nap fly. Turns purple, and hops around yelling "G'nap g'nap!!" Bites other smurfs on the tail, which also turn purple.
Purple Smurf by napper August 14, 2004
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Purple smurf
When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.
Purple smurf by Thenig187 September 7, 2017
Purple Smurf
An alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:
# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps
Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.
# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps
Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.
Purple Smurf by davensjournal January 27, 2009
Purple Smurf
When a man or a woman yells, "Gnap!", and bites the buttocks of another person. This is usually performed during sex or foreplay by heterosexual men and lesbians. This is normally performed on PAWGs, Big Booty Latinas, and Big Booty Asian women. This is inspired by the 1981 episode of the Hanna Barbara cartoon, "The Smurfs".
Black dude: Dang bro., that PAWG is fine. I love how her booty jiggles.
Latino: Si, hermano! I took her to my apartment, last week. I hit that PAWG doggystyle. After I creampied her, I
yelled, "Gnap!" and performed a Purple Smurf on both of her ass cheeks to mark my territory.
Black dude: Dang, bro. That's what's up.
White girl: So, how was the first date with your new Puerto Rican friend?
Black dude: It was straight. I took her out to get some coffee. After we had coffee, I took her to my apartment and I noticed her booty was big and firm. Before I hit that doggystyle, I yelled, "Gnap!". I bit her on the right butt cheek and left a red mark.
White Girl: OMG, that's disgusting! TMI.
Black Dude: You should get your Asian boyfriend to try that on you.
Latino: Si, hermano! I took her to my apartment, last week. I hit that PAWG doggystyle. After I creampied her, I
yelled, "Gnap!" and performed a Purple Smurf on both of her ass cheeks to mark my territory.
Black dude: Dang, bro. That's what's up.
White girl: So, how was the first date with your new Puerto Rican friend?
Black dude: It was straight. I took her out to get some coffee. After we had coffee, I took her to my apartment and I noticed her booty was big and firm. Before I hit that doggystyle, I yelled, "Gnap!". I bit her on the right butt cheek and left a red mark.
White Girl: OMG, that's disgusting! TMI.
Black Dude: You should get your Asian boyfriend to try that on you.
Purple Smurf by PAWG Lover 407 May 26, 2019
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Purple cunt smurf by Assilemann February 4, 2016
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