1. A category of vibrators that are particularly large and threatening. They can be identified by the warning colors that they have evolved over time, usually ones that are not normally found in nature.
2. A threat used to strike fear in the hearts and colons of straight men.
2. A threat used to strike fear in the hearts and colons of straight men.
1. The noise from my roommate's Purple Monster kept me awake all night, and she lives on the other side of the house!
2. If you keep pissing me off, I'll use the Purple Monster on you!
2. If you keep pissing me off, I'll use the Purple Monster on you!
by chavi November 28, 2005
The african vagina, characterized by it's purple coloration. The purple monster tends to be much better summed up by the phrase "large and in charge" than the boring pink vagina of a white woman.
by Bretttt March 10, 2008
by sykksmoke January 08, 2008
by alaskarich July 01, 2003
in this case, not the head of a penis but miss robson, the manly female teacher that possesses a beard.
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!
She is insensitive and spiteful, nasty moo!
by dave February 16, 2004
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by SIMCOE November 25, 2004