purple cow 

A beverage made with vanilla ice cream and grape soda. Similar to a root beer float, but with Grape soda instead. Super Delicious!!

Purple Cows are off the chizz-ain!!!

purple cow by IvoryQueen May 3, 2006

purple cow 

Something you hope not to see, but anyways, something you'd rather not actually be.

It is assumed that the purple cow would say moo, although I'm very sure it has yet to be found on the earth.

Oh dear, this rhyme's been used in an example already!

I've never seen a purple cow (stop this madness!)
and hope to never see one;
but I can tell you anyhow (I originally had this line wrong.)
I'd rather see than be one.

Moo.

purple cow by Laverne Terres July 23, 2008

purple cow 

a phrase used to severely annoy one by distracting that person and causing them to stop the sneeze they are in and otherwise killing it.

Jason: aaaaah...AHHHHHH...

Stefan: PURPLE COW!

Jason: ach...goddamnit stefan, i'll kill you for that!

purple cow by stefan April 24, 2005

Purple Cow 

The act of choking a fat chick during sex causing her face to turn a shade of purple.

She told me she liked to be choked so I gave her a purple cow.

Purple Cow by ATonOfClay September 14, 2006

purple cow 

The imaginary subject of the nursery rhyme by the same name.

I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I will tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

purple cow by phantom oddity May 28, 2004

Purple Cow 

An ice cream place inside a midwest store chain called Meijer.

If you kids are good while I'm shopping I'll take you to to the Purple Cow on the way out.

Purple Cow by Mark C. Stafford January 7, 2005

purple cow 

an amazing person that is a self-proclaimed "purple cow" they must go meow!

Charlotte is a purple cow!

purple cow by charcoal black March 19, 2009