Purdy Missouri

A town that is not so "purdy" at all.

With an elementary, middle school and high school all in one (with 602 students all together).

Purdy is hands down a redneck hillbilly bible beater town.
Purdy is made of hypocrites who think that their 'own shit' don't stink.

Dancing in Purdy is illegal.
Purdy consists of only 2 small stores (Price Cutter and Dollar General), a diner, a flower shop and a gas station on the corner - Purdy Missouri is nothing special at all.

Matthew: Dude, where's that girl from?
David: Oh, that girl Bailey? Dude, that girl is from Purdy.
Matthew: Oh god no! You mean that shitty town full of bible beating money stealing pastors that go to Costa Rica for a week with the church's money?
David: Yeah, don't get near Bailey though, she's been around. Purdy Missouri is a bad deal Matthew.

Purdy Missouri by Headphone Larry May 17, 2011

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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