puppy monkey baby

A disturbing image of an animal with the legs of a chubby baby, the body and arms of a hairy monkey, and the head of a pug. Known to lick people's faces to seduce them into drinking energy drinks.

That puppy monkey baby licked my face so hard I drank an entire case of energy drinks.

by brony_pony_117 February 8, 2016

puppy monkey baby

Puppy monkey baby is a creature that is one third puppy, one third monkey, and one third baby. Puppy monkey baby first appeared on a Mountain Dew commercial during the 50th Superbowl. While this creature has creeped out, horrified, and generally unsettled a large audience, many find the puppy monkey baby (abbreviated as PMB) very cute, funny, and charming.

Person 1: Did you see that Mountain Dew Commercial?
Person 2: The one with the puppy monkey baby???
Person 1: Yeah! Wasn't it sooo cute?
Person 2: Ew! No!
Person 1: Eh, well, Adina Porter likes it.

by HonestDefinitionsMostly May 12, 2016

puppy monkey baby

A super bowl 50 Mountain Dew commercial that is fun to say but hell to hear.

Hey mom, guess what? Puppy monkey baby!

by That random dude February 9, 2016

puppy monkey baby

A curiously cute animal that brings drinks into the room.

Your puppy monkey baby always has the best mountain dews.

by br00t4l February 16, 2016

Puppy monkey baby

A puppy. A monkey. A baby. Made famous during Super Bowl 50.

"Hey, is that a puppy? Or a monkey? Or a baby?"

"I think it's a puppy monkey baby"

by August T February 9, 2016

Puppy Monkey Baby

A kickstart commercial that became a social trend confusing millions worldwide.

Puppy Monkey Baby terrifies, confuses Super Bowl 50 viewers.

by Anderjoseph February 9, 2016

puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice

Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.

by unbuttonedblaisereunited April 27, 2016