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Punta Gorda Middle School 

A school in Punta Gorda, Florida that is full of the most annoying administrators that will indeed write you up for walking down the wrong side of the stairs and hugging too long.

PGMS is also filled with whiny guidance counselors that complain about their pathetic lives constantly.

Every single teacher in Punta Gorda Middle School thinks that they are the most important thing to have ever been born, and most of them inform the students way to much about their personal lives. Most of the employees at PGMS are so far up their own asses, I'm surprised they can still breathe.

The band is a joke, and continues to be a total fail in Charlotte High School.

There is an average amout of Emos that think they have the worst lives ever and have figured out the world's meaning and are very depressed about it, red necks that go hunting and mudding and have total disregard for the people walking down the hallway that don't want to step on the pile of sun flower seeds the just spit on the floor (which continues and is even worse at Charlotte High School.) Then there are the jockish boys and the preppy girls and then just the rest are the odd people. There is a pretty low population of ghetto kids, even though we are very close to Cooper street.

The building itself looks like a prison and feels like one too. It is three stories high and climbing those stairs several times a day to get to your classes is pretty hellish.
Person 1: who is that kid and why does he look so annoyed?
Person 2: I don't know who he is, but I just saw him walk out of Punta Gorda Middle School, so I totally understand his expression of wanting to kill someone, ESPECIALLY if he just had to talk to any of the retarded administrators.

Punta Gorda Middle School 

A school with good teachers but BAD, BAD students!Students do ok academically (only because of the wonderful job that the teachers do), but they are very cliquish and nasty to each other. Teachers make this an A school, not the a**hole students. My apologies to the hand full of respectable students at this school; I really do feel sorry for you.
True story: Punta Gorda Middle School students, along with their cheerleader friends at Charlotte High School, used to relgiously vandalize Wikipedia from the school computers with hateful comments and 50,000 "hi"s and hearts where they didn't belong before the school board ended up putting a district-wide block on the site over their abuse.

Punta Gorda Middle School 

a middle school in punta gorda, florida.

upside: the teachers and staff are relaxed, just dont use the wrong stairs.

downside(ish): the students, 99% of them are only useful to get famous off of, whether its by befriending them or even a simple compliment. either way, if you want to get popular and get whatever you want whenever you want, just be nice and a little outgoing with everyone, and dress uniquely.

full downside: cuban spic retards who think someone is gay for no reason
Punta Gorda Middle School is a middle school in Punta Gorda, Florida. It quite literally is a brick-and-mortar school, on the outside that is.
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
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Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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