Pulling a Max

being so horny that is absolutely goated especially in the GC.

Hey guys did you here about me Pulling a Max? last night I did a suicide jerk I was about to cum so I yelled ¨Girlfriend!! come quit!!" and as soon as she came in my room I 360 offed my bed no scoped nutted in her mouth giving her that special secret sauce. #LoveGF #whatachamp <3

by Fatcoochslayer69 December 9, 2021

pulling a max

When you say you are going to show up and you simply don't. Not picking up your phone afterwards is essential in order to pull a well-performed max.

Where is Beven? Ahh shit, is he pulling a Max again? What a gay bastard!

by Valchy November 27, 2020

Pulling a max

When you accidentally shit yourself after mistaking it for a fart

Where is John?

He is Pulling a max right now...he drank too much coffee

by dsh1234 November 21, 2016

Pulling a max

1. To think your going to fart and instead poop your pants

2. To screw something up

1. I think that guy is pulling a Max.

2. You idiot! You are always pulling a Max!

by Scrubtastic January 16, 2017

Pulling a max

When you throw in a game otherwise known as purposely losing.

Kim are you pulling a max in rainbow six siege.

by Pulling a max December 31, 2020

pulled a max

Pulling a Max is to screw over your friends or do something generally considered dumb among civilized people without reason.

Another use for this term is to describe someone who does something simply to gain attention.

*Cheats on girlfriend who gave him nothing but love and support*
"Oh no, I pulled a Max!"

by akchubbs March 4, 2019

pulled a max

Getting With A Fat Girl (ie. Michelle). After Having a Chance to get with a hot girl.

I was with him all night, and he pulled a max and got head from Fat Michlle.

Ew Man, that girl is huge, you just pulled a max!

by Jonathan J August 29, 2008