Pulling A Blind 

A deceptive way of pulling an apple. Instead of just not being there during a multiplayer game, a person will purposely get themselves killed so they can text on their phone or play iMOB.

Rand: Why are you always the first to die... Are you pulling a blind on us?

Jim: No dude and I am totally not playing iMOB.

Pulling A Blind by MajinFro April 1, 2009

Pulling a blind man 

When you use a public (or private) bathroom and proceed to "attempt" and piss in the urinal or toilet, but instead manically pee all over anything but the urinal or toilet as if a blind man made his mark. Walls, ceilings, toilet paper, sinks, mirrors, and floors are equally not spared. This is normally done while heavily intoxicated, or if you're an asshole may be completed while sober.

Charlie: Yo man, I'm piss drunk and am definitely pulling a blind man in Meredith's bathroom tonight. Her walls will be covered in golden goodness.

Dave: That's awesome dude! Last night, I drenched my corner bar's bathroom with piss while screaming Al Pacino quotes. HOO-HAH! BITCHES!

Pulling a blind man by standup69 May 9, 2013