Pulling a Bear

To knowingly plan an event even though you know you're not going to make it.

To ditch in an dickheaded way.

Example:
Me: Bear you coming tonight?
Bear: Yeah! Ima be there!

That Night.
Me (over the phone): Where are you?
Bear: I told you I had plans!
Me: Wow are you Pulling a Bear...

Pulling a Bear by cdadger September 17, 2010

Pulling A Bear

When one says that they are doing a simple task, but takes an overly extended time to "finish" said task.

Tim: Mrs. Glop is taking a long time to finish her work.
Harold: But she said she would make it in time for the party!
Issac: Well, it seems that she's pulling a bear!

Pulling A Bear by _Catt__ June 16, 2018

Pulling a Beard 

The act of taking credit for somebody else's work.

Jason is pulling a beard and stole my idea for the client pitch meeting.

Pulling a Beard by Leeclowspubes August 21, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008