Pull a Ryan

Going to a restaurant with friends or co-workers but not ordering anything. Usually preceeded by devouring a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich prior to partaking in the restaurant expedition.

A group of co-workers go to a sit down restaurant, the server gets to someone and says, "What can I get you".

Ryanesque Customer, "Ohh I'm not getting anything, I just had a delish PB&J, thanks."

Ryanesque Customer's Co-worker, "Come on man. That's embarrasing! Dont pull a Ryan!"

Pull a Ryan by tdbeotch! August 2, 2011

Pull a Paul Ryan

To fart in an enclosed public space and then leave it abruptly.

Never ride the elevator with Jeremy or Felix; they usually pull a Paul Ryan right before getting off.

Pull a Paul Ryan by FlexyFreak May 28, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008