Pull a Jordan
Kid: I got suspended for Masturbating in class
Friend: You pulled a Jordan?
Who do you know that can pull a jordan
Friend: You pulled a Jordan?
Who do you know that can pull a jordan
Pull a Jordan by Chickenwings2 March 18, 2011
Pull a Jordan
Verb: To block all of your friends on every platform, and yes, every platform, while at the same time blocking all of their numbers and ghosting them. All for an unknown reason.
Origin: Derived from a friend named Jordan L. who blocked and ghosted us all after a trip to an escape room. Dude also ghosted all of his friends that didn't even attend, including some who have known him for years.
Synonyms: Ghost, disappear.
Antonyms: To be active, present.
Origin: Derived from a friend named Jordan L. who blocked and ghosted us all after a trip to an escape room. Dude also ghosted all of his friends that didn't even attend, including some who have known him for years.
Synonyms: Ghost, disappear.
Antonyms: To be active, present.
Amir: Yo, have yall heard from Cornelius? He hasn't been on inna week
Alex: Ah fuck, did he pull a jordan???????
Alex: Ah fuck, did he pull a jordan???????
Pull a Jordan by MagDiiiffer March 11, 2026
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to pull a Jordan
To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).
"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"
to pull a Jordan by Chekhov's AK47 March 24, 2014