Pug Smuggler

A Pug Smuggler is someone who hides a Pug (dog) in their anal cavity whilst traveling through international borders.
I caught a Pug Smuggler trying to get into Mexico the other day.
by Eagleboobs August 01, 2010
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Pug Smuggler

"wretched insipiant!"; One who conceals small sewer-rat like dogs such as pug (Brittish mini-bull dogs)for the selfish irreprehensible act of road Head. This originated as a random catch phrase name to call in's from dj "Iron Mike Benson" of 977 htz fm.
Collin converted to pug smuggler after he victimized Mr. Fields.
by ty cob August 30, 2005
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pug smuggler 2

actively engaging in the five-finger discount of such brittish pug dogs.- Said dogs may flatulate, and stiffen upon tresspass
"Yo, Tyrome, Muthafucka Cecil Stole ma d' to the a to the w-g.
by ty cob August 30, 2005
mugGet the pug smuggler 2mug.