PuffNet

A highly advanced communication network developed to allow analog, digital (AstroPuff), and encrypted (SecurePuff) communications. Generally the puffnet is used for non-emergency operations and complex practical jokes. However it is on occasion used for covert tactical operations, and in place of an otherwise crappy primary communication system. The PuffNet has never failed and consistently performs exactly as expected. Only those with the proper access codes can communicate on the PuffNet.

Green light. Switch to SecurePuffNet within 1 mile of 2-0's house and commence redecorating his yard.

Hey, Lets go steal gabe's car again. Meet me on AstroPuffNet.

by PuffNET Dispatch April 3, 2011

Douche Puffette

A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.

After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.

by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019

Puffet

A banquet for homosexual men only.
Collective term for a high gay to straight ratio in any environment.

I went to my gay friends birthday party and it was a total puffet

Last night I went to the club, there were so many gays, it was a total puffet.

by Coapa Jonbi July 18, 2011

puffet (pronounced poo fay)

a sexual cornucopia of beautiful, available, and eagerly willing women

that library is puffet (pronounced poo fay); between the librarians and the patrons, any living dude can score with a beautiful woman with even the slightest effort

by jimijimijimijimi August 24, 2010

puffet

a low seat or foot stool for a retard

"that's clearly not a tuffet...that, my friend, is a PUFFET"

by raegal October 4, 2011

puffletwit

the liquid one is able to extract from sweat soaked shirts for the purpose of mixing frat boy alcoholic beverages.

i juiced damn near a half pint of puffletwit from homeskillets shirt!

by troutaboy January 23, 2009

puffnut

Term used to describe two people, usually girls with completely outlandish behaviour, who still seem to attract boys. Their personality is questionable and even more ridiculous when sober, initiating laughing attacks consisting of high pitched squeals and keeling over in chairs.

Puffnut Larry remained celibate for two days then procreated several other puffnuts. millions and millions!

by Puffnut Fiona May 17, 2007