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My boyfriend says he likes Fortnite better because he thinks it’s cool, but he actually likes Pub G better .
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high g pub 

1) To be so completely tripping balls at a party that all you can do to communicate to your mates that you're still alive is to mash the keypad of your iPhone to produce the message "high g pub".

2) To be so fucked out of your head on alcohol and drugs that you throw up in your friends car and don't remember the incident until the following month. Because you were high g pub.
Kevin: Hey man, what the fuck happened to you at that strange garage party last week? You didn't reply to our messages for 3 days man, we thought you were dead or some shit?

James: Yeah, I was high g pub.

Kevin: Ah right, safe dude.

...

Su: Man, you vom'd in my girlfriend's car and didn't even apologise when you've seen her like 5 time since; what the fuck?

James: Yeah, I was high g pub

Su: Ah right, safe dude.
high g pub by Crudz4Life May 17, 2013
A slang term for the food served at a pub or bar. Usually it is fast food, grilled or deep fried. Sometimes it is even a frozen pizza cooked in a toaster oven. Salty popcorn is often offered as free pub grub (to encourage drinking.)
Many drinking establishments serve pub grub and some actually have some really good food!
pub grub by luckyblackcat13 December 7, 2013

Pub Golf 

The pinnacle game of choice in the modern sporting era. The game involves visting 18 different pubs, in 18 different locations, drinking an achoholic drink of previously specified choice. The aim is to complete the course, and the winner is decided as to who can complete the course in the fewest number of consecutive 'sips'.
The lowest possible score in Pub Golf is 18 shots. This would require 'downing' each drink in one go, and without stopping. Any player taking any more shots that the standard course par of 72 is deemed a fucking weiner.

Any form of drink 'spillage' or players puking up invokes a penalty of 2 shots.
Pub Golf by Steeman February 21, 2006
Extremely low grade cocaine, typically bought in the toilets of a manky boozer. As likely to engender feelings of paranoia and a horrible empty craving for more than any actual enjoyable buzz.
I tried to get some decent gack, but all I could get hold of was Jim's shit pub grub.
Pub Grub by WakaFlockaLame October 17, 2014

Pub Garden

The rear facing version of a Gunt. It is predominately found in females, and occurs when the arse is so large it begins to encapsulate the hamstring, thus creating a roomy, friendly place to stop and take a break.
Hey, look at the size of that womans arse, it's massive!!
Yeah, its a real Pub Garden

pub guilt 

The feeling when you've doggedly pursued a healthy lifestyle (for 1 day-forever) and then your work pals invite you for an afterwork drink... and you realise one pint will ruin everything.
Internal monologue: I really want to go out and have fun but I'm already feeling pub guilt - an internal dreading of huge amounts of calories and naughty additives that will ruin my attempts at being healthy.

I'll just go home - can't face the pub guilt.

I can't come out - I'm going to the gym. Best to avoid the pub guilt.
pub guilt by @loraleopard May 30, 2016
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