"Let's crack the whip on this lazy pube diddler and tell him to get moving."
"Stop pube diddlin' in there! I gotta shit."
John began pube diddling when he realized he couldn't answer the teacher's question.
1.) A large amalgamation of pubic hair collected over time, that closely resembles a small woodland mammal. Mostly in and around the toilet and bath tub area. (Most squirrels hide nuts, most nuts hide squirrels)
2.) Pube Squirrel aka pub-ba-kis maximus; a wookiee-like cluster of scroto-centralized pubic hair lurking behind the base or seat of the toilet.